Steampunk & Synthesizers

The books and music of Ren Cummins

The official site of author Ren Cummins, information about his books and music, a place to find questions, answers, and more questions for those. Links and other internety things, in a sort of one-stop shop.  

A Long Long Time Ago...

I’ve never sat on the floor of a theater before. It’s probably filthy, and I’m pretty sure my mom would have grounded me for doing something so horribly irresponsible, but what she didn’t know wouldn’t hurt me. Besides, I’m seven. Being seven means you get to do stupid things like sit on the carpet in the aisle of a movie theater.

Also besides…. This was Star Wars.

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The Bottle Opener

“Michelle! You got a bottle opener somewhere?”

The disembodied voice from the living room answered. “On the fridge. Looks like the Millennium Falcon.”

“The what?”

Silence fell upon the kitchen, followed by an astonished exclamation, again from the other room. “Oh my god, Steven, you did not just say that.”

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